Mariah Carey Doesn't Know Who Kim Kardashian Is

Nick Cannon is digging a whole bigger than his wife's ego as he tries to save face after he candidly went public with his celebrity sexual escapades late last month. While chatting with Big Boy, like they were in the basement of his grandmother's house, Nick rattled of names like Christina Milian, Nicole Scherzinger and almost forgettably Kim Kardashian.

Ever since Nick's honesty session he's been not only annoying as hell but he's also been very adamant on how much he loves his wife. For Mariah's birthday just days after the interview Nick gifted his wife diamonds for which she let the whole world know about. And now in another attempt to save face Nick claimed to Howard Stern that Mariah Carey has no clue, doesn't know of, dayum near could careless about who Kim is.

"She doesn’t even know who Kim Kardashian is. She doesn’t pay attention to that."

Bullshit!! Straight BULLSHIT!! And had this been remotely true it would still be a lie because Mariah would have Googled Kim had she not known one of the FAMOUS chicks her husband slept with. Hell, my mother knows who Kim is AND the President...Kris Jenner puts in a lot of work to make this a reality!!

In an effort to smooth things over like we didn't hear him say his wife had no clue who Kim was Nick went into the couple's sex life.

"She doesn’t care when I talk about our sex life because our sex life is amazing."

Although this seems absurd and rather stupid to think that people would believe this I've come to the realization that Nick and Mariah deserve one another. He's not her husband...he's her number 1 fan that has climbed the ladder of success from her personal assistant to her publicist now.

Mariah plays too much and hopefully Nick will take his wife's advice sooner than later...

"You know sometimes, as my wife says, sometimes I should just keep my big mouth shut."