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This is a Nicholas Kirkwood for Rodarte Corroded Brass Pump retailing for...don don don...$2,153.70!! Mmmm hmm 2 Gs...they aight just not my cup of tea. Hell for that price I could buy tea to last me for the rest of my life. I see where they were going and maybe if they stopped before this end result I would have liked them a little more.

Madonna has a hipster on her hands. Not only is Young Madonna stylish but she is absolutely GORGEOUS as well. I always thought she had a different look and would be a beauty as she got older but I wasn't THIS Lourdes. Just absolutely stunning with her funky yet stylish clothing she just screams that she is her mother's daughter. But  that mother of hers I am not at all impressed with. Now I have no problems with botox/facelifts etc., but its when it frighteningly noticablce is where the problem rings in. woof!

I just can't get enough of Halle Berry's style. She is sexy when she needs to be, low key when she needs to be and classy..well I guess you get the point. The woman has empecacble style, not too much and always on point  for every occassion. take a looksee at what I mean... gosh I hate how the photogs hound her but if they didn't we couldn't witness this....

Dancing with the Stars' potential winner (my pick) Nicole Scherzinger was spotted, from the looks of it, buying up the Armani Exchange store and looking very chic while doing so. Now I don't like her outfit as a whole (especially the bag) but she has on some nice pieces that could make a simple outfit FAB. take a peek...nice sunglasses as well.

Royce Reed was spotted out with the son she has with Orlando Magic player Dwight Howard. So it looks like Dwight doesn't care what she does with their son but that she must not mention him or their connection on the show...sooo ganstah. Anywho, she was photographed with their kid looking every bit of homely and like she doesn't receive any type of income for her or that kid. She looks beyond BASIC. She's such a cute girl though, just highly unaware of fashion and very dated in some ways. She has potential (and I'll just leave it at that). peep the shoes...

How are these unions forming?!! Who's next, Lindsay Lohan? No better yet she should just join the last season of The Hills for more publicity because this bit is getting embarrassing.  But Paris? C'mon CiCi, I see you and understand BUT Paris Hilton. She's in LA just hanging with the most random people ever. Someone mention her in US or In Touch so this charade can end. And get ready for Paris overload now that she's single again, she's going to try and take her old crown from Kimmy. First Ciara, what's next Reggie? hmmmm we shall see... AND WHAT SONG ARE THEY DANCING TO?!! GEEZ!! Pics courtesy ihadheard.com

WTH is up with Ciara and my Kimmy? I refuse to believe that a genuine friendship has blossomed between these two. I would love to have been a fly on their food to hear the convo between these two scholars . What should I wear next? Have you found me a baller yet? How can I be down? Ohhh your skin is so brown? You don't look like Wanda Sykes!! If Ciara ends up with a Birkin I'm DONE! what's up with Kimmy's shirt?!!

No words. Well maybe just one...STANK. and why does Tamar have a Birkin...ugh!!

So today is the day the Season 5 (the season that ruined it ) DVD is up for grabs as well as tonight is the premiere of the final season. I will tune in to this scripted foolery for s**ts and giggles as usual but what's on my mind is this photo for the DVD cover. Now they have the nerve to put the show killer (Kristin) in the front like she's it, yes I know she got paid booku bucks to be on there, but dayum Audrina and Heidi have been on since they were getting minimum  wages. Hell Heidi went out and got 57 sugeries in one day, let her showcase them Z cup boobies. Then they left out Lo, Stephanie, even Stacey the bartender for Brody and Spencer...uhhhhh what now?!! Now heres the real issue....with all the PHOTOSHOPPING that they did on them they could have fit the whole Laguna Beach cast on as well. Why not the other usless wonders? Everyone has these long oval faces with the sharp chin  and long ass arms while Brody and Spencer look like two reject soap opera hunks....

Either this is operation keep him around or operation publicity stunt, cause I know Reggie didn't nor did she LET him give her back the dog she bought him. So what is Kimmy doing trucking this big ass dog around AND taking him to the groomers?  Well from the way she types on her site you would think Rocky was all hers but I know this isn't true, hell I've seen her with her Birkin bag more than the dayum dog. Anywho, when does the next season of KUWTKs air...I bet not see Reggie's Sponge Bob looking behind on there. I'm sick of the make up to break up...move on!! But don't cha just love how Kim isn't afraid to repeat clothing/accessories. She's not just a two time repeat offender either...

Do I even need to say it?!! I mean really??

Rih Rih hits the cover of the Italian Vanity Fair and even though these are reused* pics (from W mag) they are the TRUTH. This is high fashion not getting high and putting on the skull and bones jammys.

So little Kourt celebrated her birthday with her always camera ready sisters and close friends over the weekend in Vegas. They even got Lauren London's ass out of hiding to celebrate. Where the hell is that baby, in jail with Wayne?!! Anywho, the celebration does look to be sponsored by Sapphire (you know how the KKs do) and the girls look lovely as ever. I said it before and I will say it again, marriage looks dayum good on Khloe she needs to holla at poor Kim who won't be happy until she's looks like an actual cat in the face.  But don't cha just love how their friends look like clones of them...hahaha enjoy!!

Beyonce is still having some much deserved fun in the sun with her family. Wish I was there *sigh* not with them just THERE. PICS COURTESY iDrag101