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Just a couple weeks ago we had the pleasure of seeing Whitney Port and now another Hills alum Audrina Patridge is spotted  at Chateau Marmont. How cute is she! Photos: Pacific Coast News

Well tonite is the nite that we (seems like just me at times) say good bye and let the "first" scripted reality show go down in history. I know most people are over it but Lo Bonsworth is promising action tonite.... "There is a curve ball at the end that are going to make true Hills fans so, so happy,"  says Bosworth . By saying "true Hills fans" I am assuming something or someone from the original cast and it better NOT be Lauren because she swore she wouldn't be back, Whitney doesn't have enough hype to get a Jack Russele terrier hype so it shouldn't be her and due to all the legal matters the booted off Speidi duo won't make it either. Well atl east you know no one is dead...we'd have heard about that before the airing of the finale. Anywho, tune in tonite for the BS curve ball and no its not LC but she will be on the Live After Show at 11pm on MTV...so she says lol

The cast of The Hills have officially stopped filming (no words on how many takes the last episode took) and the show will be a fond smelly memory pretty soon. I remember when The Hills was the ish. Now you have chicks getting pissy drunk and slutting themselves out just because it seems cool while the whole cable televison world watches. Remember the day you found out the show was scripted? If you're anything like me you're still in denial until you watch TMZ or something and see them yell "cut" or something to that effect. Anywho, I think its safe to blame the demise of the show on the newbies...        (last day of filming) Lo tweeted: "Wrapping production! 6 years in the making :)" Audrina tweeted: "Filmed my very last scene of the hills w/my sis @CaseyLoza yesterday!!.since day 1 its been a fun 6 year journey full of changes.. I can't believe I'm the only original cast member.. Originally it was lauren me whitney n heidi beco...

So today is the day the Season 5 (the season that ruined it ) DVD is up for grabs as well as tonight is the premiere of the final season. I will tune in to this scripted foolery for s**ts and giggles as usual but what's on my mind is this photo for the DVD cover. Now they have the nerve to put the show killer (Kristin) in the front like she's it, yes I know she got paid booku bucks to be on there, but dayum Audrina and Heidi have been on since they were getting minimum  wages. Hell Heidi went out and got 57 sugeries in one day, let her showcase them Z cup boobies. Then they left out Lo, Stephanie, even Stacey the bartender for Brody and Spencer...uhhhhh what now?!! Now heres the real issue....with all the PHOTOSHOPPING that they did on them they could have fit the whole Laguna Beach cast on as well. Why not the other usless wonders? Everyone has these long oval faces with the sharp chin  and long ass arms while Brody and Spencer look like two reject soap opera hunks...

Is Kristin Cavallari a jinx? The Hills was doing perfectly fine, yes it was fake as hell BUT fine, and then she comes along and the show not only sucks but now the last season is upon us.I know LC is somewhere laughing her ass off. She carried this show for 5 seasons and when her arch rival comes in for ONE season the show is over but she is still successful (i.e. books/clothing line). After all these years of being treated like hell by Kristin (she even slapped LC) this must be one hell of a feeling. I haven't been into the show since Lauren and Heidi fell out but I would tune in every now and then for the jaw dropping obvious scripted scenes and a glimpse of Brody (before he became a douche). I barely could watch last season for Kristin and bartender what ever her name is (paid friend) get ting on my last nerves. In the end I guess they all win check out their alleged salaries... (Before she left the show), Lauren Conrad - $125,000 per episode Heidi Montag ...