Friday, May 23, 2014

Rihanna Gets Charlie Sheen Straight



Long story short:

Charlie Sheen and his fiance saw Rihanna while both parties were dinning at the same restaurant in LA . Charlie sent over a note about a pic and Rihanna sent one declining due to the abundance of photogs outside. That in turn made Charlie a mad boy who took to Twitter to vent. Little did he know Rihanna was something like the Queen of Comebacks. She too had a tweet for Mr. Sheen....




Here's Charlie's poem style rant...

so,
I took my gal out to dinner
last night with her best
friends for her Bday.
we heard Rihanna was present as well.
I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancĂ© 
Scotty to her, as she is a 
huge fan.

(personally I couldn't pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)

well, the word we received back was that there were too
many paps outside and it just wasn't possible at this time.

At this time? AT THIS TIME??
lemme guess, we're to reschedule another random
11 million to 1 encounter
with her some other night...?

no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and
"please kill me now"
that I'd never get back.



My Gal, however,
was NOT OK with it.
Nice impression you
left behind, Bday or not.
Sorry we're not KOOL enough
to warrant a blessing from
the Princess. 
(or in this case 
the Village idiot) 

you see THIS is the reason
that I ALWAYS take the time.
THIS is why I'm in this thing
31 awesome years. 
Good will and 
common courtesy, carefully
established over time to exist radically in concert 
with a code of gratitude!

I guess "Talk That Talk"
was just a big ol lie from
a big ol liar.

oh and Riahnna,
Halloween isn't for a while.
but good on you for testing out your costume in public.
it's close; a more muted pink might be the answer,
as in:
none.

See ya on the way down,
(we always do)
and actually,
it was a pleasure NOT
meeting you.
clearly we have NOTHING
in common when it comes
to respect for those who've
gone before you.
I'm guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds
to situate that bad wig
before you left the restaurant.

Here's a tip from a real vet
of this terrain;
If ya don't wanna get bothered
DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!
and if this "Prison of Fame"
is soooooooo unnerving and 
difficult, then QUIT, junior!
c
#Hamateur 





Charlie has also responded to Rihanna's comeback...in a poem as well.

"Dear Ms. Rihan-
  oh wait, no last name,
  Okay, Dear R -
clearly English is NOT
your primary language.

Firstly I want to thank you for recognizing me as Royalty. I'm flattered.
And secondly;
do the good Queen a favor and go tend to the dungeon in my Castle.
But beware of the
rats and the snakes.
They stir with folly
awaiting your tepid advance,
in the shadows..."

later Doosh!
cs"

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