Nosee Rosee

I've heard so many people say they were ready to see the end of 2009 since 2008. Well I can't relate, 2009 has been the best year of my life but I definitely understand...been there. As we toast the year away we welcome a new year with new beginnings and new blessings. Whatever 2009 didn't bring you I hope and pray 2010 will...may God bless you with many more. Now with that said lets hope some celebs get drunk and make absolute fools of themselves and that YOU be safe so that you may be here with me to clown their butts when they do. *rubs noses*

While us peasants are at church, house parties,standing in long lines at the club or home alone swimming in our own tears tonight the Carters will be in St. Barts doing what they do...LAMES!

Now this should have been explained a little better the first go around... This is a tweet done by Toya Carter and responded to by Lauren London WITH a photo attached. The two spent Xmas together with the year's most random baby daddy Lil Wayne. There is also a link to see Ms. London's twitter page with the actual response to Toya. ---------------------- she spent Christmas with Wayne and Toya...awwwl. Yes we're so creative. Lol RT@antoniacarter Check out my Christmas ball earrings the lboogies made me.lol http://tweetphoto.com/7265758 10:14 PM Dec 25th from TwitterBerry MsLaurenLondon's twtiter page

Since yall aren't feeling him anymore Slim Thug has resorted to posting pics of himslef having sex on twitter...

This chick is so on baby momma witness protection and who better to let you know that she is still alive but KK. Per KK this pic was taken in December at Lamar Odom's suprise party. Hey LL, girl WE forgive you, come out and play....and bring that baby with you.

Good night!!! *rubs noses*

Finally the Kardashian clan has stopped being so shy and let us nosee folks have a peak into their world. Pat O'Brian?!!! This is all too funny, Lamar is officially a lost cause. I say we trade him for Robin Thick before the divorce. I know Reggie is somewhere very relieved and laughing... "bam get em" !!They have Lamar posing and everything...poor thang doesn't even get it. I hope he showed his kids some love this holiday season.I guess they aren't a part of the family yet. Atleast Brody made it out to the family's Christmas Eve party although he was too busy to make Khloe's wedding...hmmmm I wonder if The Hills had anything to do with his absence *side eye*. I don't know where Miss Kim or Pimp Mama is nor why that one little sister has on so much damn make up...can you say NEXXXXT!!

Dallas vs Redskins at FedEx Field

You know what I wanted to say lol Anywho, photographer Freddyo is putting it out there that Lil Wayne and his Young Money artist Shanelle (former Danity Kane chick DWood's sister) are now an item.I mean who couldn't tell he was hitting that but a COUPLE...c'mon son!! He is another one I wouldn't look in the eye in fear of getting pregnant on the spot. I have a feeling this may not end well. Check out a snippet of what a source sent Freddyo “Wayne is so in loves with that girl, I don't know what she did, but he is just mush when it comes to her, He loves her drive, Personality, and the fact that she’s so talented. She’s one of his best friends” Courtesy Freddyo

Mason Dash Disick I mean let's be real his last name might not be Kardashian but he will get pimped out (until he learns to pimp) just like the rest of them.I just adore his middle name...100 bucks says that's what they'll call him.I am glad its just her and Scott in these photos unlike Khloe's wedding cover with all 3 sisters and Lamar. They must have a contract with Life&Style mag. I know there was a deal already drawn up BUT Brittany Murphy should have been on this cover not a little photo.

I can't even try to believe this until I find out who took these pics and how he got to keep his iPhone. Supposedly he was arrested after a warrant was issued for his failure to appear for a traffic viloation. Check out his tweets lol Retweet #freelilduval for a couple of days please Retweet #freelilduval for a couple of days please on Twitpic 7:58 AM Dec 24th from Echofon I wish i was lyin RT @Akemi_Jazz: #freelilduval Lyin ass! ***** u aint tweetin from jail! @lilduval 7:55 AM Dec 24th from Echofon My battery bout to die I knew I shouldve put my iPhone on the charger last night #freelilduval 4 a couple of days 7:52 AM Dec 24th from Echofon #freelilduval 4 a couple of days I promise I'll turn myself in on the jan. 5th 7:38 AM Dec 24th from Echofon Real talk I'm getting shipped to Florida for a warrant so I don't think there is no helping me 7:35 AM Dec 24th from Echofon What the fuck is this they want me to eat? I think I'm bout to go on a fasting diet What the fuc...

Okay I didn't mean that but these two lunatics definitely deserve one another. Anybody crazy enough to step out the door with Kanye looking like a two day old drunken sweaty funky mess is bonkers. And anybody silly enough to wear that coat with them shades and boots isn't wrapped too tight either. Their whole relationship is bananas, my New Years resolution is to stop trying to figure these bammas out. Mind you they are in LA and yes some nights are cold in LA but check out the folks in the back...hell Kanye is sweating!!! Speaking of hot funky messes...check out her pits!! Good night, yall. *slams piano close*

CHECK THEM OUT Rashida's World *I am starting to like these HAMs.I just love to see folks sticking together, especially women, supporting one another even if we don"t know what exactly it is that they do. The fellas of ATL showed us they could do it now lets see if the ladies can help put one another on. Check out Diamond's (Crime Mobb) video shoot with cameos by Tiny, Rashida and Toya Carter(Lil Wayne's daughter's mother). The video is the Jam of the Week on MTV this week...it's actually kinda cute...for them. *I don't support their fashion choices.

for every fashionista's super hero Marc Jacobs, creative director of Louis Vuitton. and yes that's a Hermes bag

First A.Keys and Swizzy now these two... Now I don't condone their relationship but Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade actually look very cute together. I am sorta hyped that after all the rumors of these two being together there is finally proof in pics circulating this year. I just adore Gabby and her cutesy personality but I do feel some kind of way about her dealing with this (legally separated) married man. She's kinda fueling the rumors that she gets around but from the looks of these photos she doesn't give a freakin care...keep em coming!!!

with her favorite black accessory...Malika.Okay honestly I have no clue which one that is so I should say one of the ghetto twins from ATL the movie, but I will just assume its Malika because she is always more likely the one being escorted around by Klhoe. I hate that this chick is photo worthy now. She use to be the least acknowledged out the clan and now look at her. I swear if it weren't for my whitty joke about "Malika" (toot toot) and the gigantic ring I would have never posted her pics. I swear Bruce is her father.

So Lil Ray J got a baby Gucci bag(thas in the outlets) and a LV bag from her baby making daddy for Xmas. I just dread seeing her hold that bag on her wrist like her mother and her friends...anywho, young mullah babay. Peep baby no. 2 in the back lol

This is Diddy's daugher by his "side chick", Sarah Chapman. She looks like a lighter Kim IMO. Diddy is shooting straight bullets I wouldn't even look him in the eye.I bet Kim is somewhere in her feelings...remember this little girl and the twins are around the same age.

This chick just sprang out of nowhere and now she's signed to Ford Models and has appeared in Louis Vuitton ads, Elle magazine and now Vibe magazine just to name a few. All because she is Kanye's BFF...ugh. From skrippah to starrah IS THAT A DAGGONE BOWL CUT TOUPEE?!!!

belly or her nose!!! So Key got knocked up by the young baller dude, Daniel "Boobie" Gibson of the Clevland Cavs. I guess she needed to start her own family since hers is so mucked up. And check out moms in the back all grinning hard seeing $$$ (something ain't right with her *side eye*). Oh well congrats to Keyshia and her pockets...I don't wanna be harsh but she looks like a strawberry cupcake and I mean that in the nicest way possible. I don't know if Keyshia can handle a break from the music scene and make a come back...wonder how Manny feesl about this...