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This didn't take long. This cover was circulating yesterday shortly after the news of a separation broke. "We are happier this way," Kris told  Us  of the split, which she and her family kept secret for a year . . A year? And here I thought Bruce defying the empire spilling the bean s about not meeting Kanye West may have been the last straw. Hmph .. Notice it's a Kris Jenner exclusive...she obviously gave them the heads up of the news. Yeah...that cover says NO PRENUP.

Proud mother of two Jessica Simpson is gracing the cover of US Weekly to debut her beautiful two-month-old son Ace Knute Johnson alongside15-month-old big sister Maxwell. Inside the mag Jess dishes on her post baby no. 2 work out regime, future kids as well as her future wedding plans to her fiance ex NFL player Eric Johnson . "Pregnancy is a lot. It was hard to do two so close together.  I have this huge sense of accomplishment, and I feel in my heart that I'm done. But obviously, accidents do happen!" - JS

Back when Us Weekly first published their story Kenya Moore lied to them about stating Kenya Moore 's salary on Real Housewives of Atlanta was going to be $600k this year I immediately called bullshit. Don't believe me, check it out HERE . Anywho, why in the hell would Bravo pay Kenya Moore to be crazy on camera when there are more certifiably crazy people who would do the show for free? PLUS I knew Kenya's new kid on the block ass wouldn't have a salary that close to veteran star NeNe Leakes who was sited as making $800k a season nor would Phaedra Parks bat her eyelashes for $50k. Well according to Andy Cohen none of the salary info was correct. In other BS bogus Bravo news, Melissa Gorga wants to raise Teresa Guidice' s children if and when she goes to jail.

This is one beautiful family! Phaedra, Dylan, Ayden and Apollo pose at home for their first official family photo.  Photo: Robert Ector  It's been about two months since Real Housewives of Atlanta star and celebrity attorney  Phaedra Parks gave birth to her second child, a boy, with husband Apollo Nida . Phaedra gave Us Weekly the rights of publishing her son Dylan's first professional pics to world all while the child hadn't been officially named at the time. Phaedra Parks  will have quite the story to tell her infant son Dylan about his arrival when he gets older! Three weeks earlier than expected -- on May 7, 2013 -- Parks, a lawyer and mom to 3-year-old son Ayden, got the surprise of her life when she went into labor during a work trip to Augusta, Ga. -- 150 miles from home! "I hadn't packed anything or even made arrangements for Ayden," the  Secrets of the Southern Belle  author, 40, admits to  Us Weekly . "And I'm usually an Eagle...

Just when you thought the world couldn't want or need anymore Kim Kardashian or anything Kardashian  Us Weekly lets us know that pregnant Kim's candid bikini   cover photo in Greece while vacationing on E!'s dime with family is the best selling cover  this magazine has seen all year...with only 5 months in. It   is being reported that the photo is not so candid ( nooooooooo ) and that Kim reportedly received a whopping 80 grand for the cover shot. Can you imagine what Baby Kimye will/can get upon arrival? Can I get 80 bucks for my gut?! Source

I'm so gotdayum sick and tired of the companies and magazines making celeb moms' post baby weight news. I mean this photo of Kourtney looks like it can be two things: airbrushed or old. Who knows it may be new and not photoshopped but should we even care? And don't get me started on Jessica Simpson taking Weight Watcher's money just to never loose the weight and turn around and pregnant again. Anywho, Kourt looked good before and during pregancy...no story here, I'd much rather see Baby Penelope.

I'm willing to bet we will not see Beyonce's actual closet at her HOUSE and what's their definition of "private"? I'm guessing Us will more than likely reveal the designers of some of Beyonce clothes we've seen her in or maybe dive in to her stage fashions. Who knows, we shall see tomorrow when the issue hits stands.

According to US Weekly magazine Eddie and Toni are in fact a couple... Eddie Murphy has unbroken Toni Braxton's heart! The singer, 44, and comic actor, 50, "are seeing each other and very into it," a source tells Us Weekly, adding that the romance started up four months ago. The Tower Heist star -- who has eight kids from previous relationships -- even cheered on the mother of two (who's been separated from singer Keri Lewis since 2009), backstage at her Feb. 19 L.A. concert. While Braxton's rep insists "Toni and Eddie are just friends and have been fans of each other's work for a long time," the insider says, "Their kids have met and everything. It's getting very serious." In addition to first wife Nicole Mitchell, Murphy dated former Spice Girl Melanie Brown from 2006 to 2007, and exchanged marital vows with Tracey Edmonds in 2008 in a "symbolic" ceremony that was never made legal. Back in the late 1...