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Jessica Simpson stopped by HSN to hustle off some of her merchandise where she was noticeably a bit more ditzy than usual. And people loved it... During Jess' sell-a-thon of two hours she sold ALL of her merchandise. Maybe she wanted to celebrate early instead of after. Y'all think she's drunk or under some other type of influence? Maybe she was nervous... Wasn''t she seen drunk leaving some where not too long ago... ALLEGEDLY ?

Proud mother of two Jessica Simpson is gracing the cover of US Weekly to debut her beautiful two-month-old son Ace Knute Johnson alongside15-month-old big sister Maxwell. Inside the mag Jess dishes on her post baby no. 2 work out regime, future kids as well as her future wedding plans to her fiance ex NFL player Eric Johnson . "Pregnancy is a lot. It was hard to do two so close together.  I have this huge sense of accomplishment, and I feel in my heart that I'm done. But obviously, accidents do happen!" - JS

Last night a pregnant  Jessica Simpson appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live where she let it slip (mmm hmmm) that she's having a boy this time. But before Jessica sat down with Kimmel her dad Joe Simpson was spotted looking rather spiffy in royal blue with his bleach blonde short hair arriving to the Kimmel studio. Midlife crisis anyone? I wonder who the young fella with him could be... Anywho, check out Jess on the show.

The confirmation of Jessica Simpson's bun in the oven was kinda overshadowed by weeks of speculation and the announcement of Kim Kardashian's pregancy. Jessica posted a bare belly picture via her Twitter account just hours before Kanye West announced to an auidence in Atlantic City that his Kimmy was also expecting on December 30.   "Bumpin' and Proud!"   Many people aren't that surprised by the social network announcement but I for one am. I mean, the rumors were constant that she was pregnant for weeks but I just didn't see the weight gain and judging from this pic she looks to be well into her pregnancy. I wonder if Kris Jenner Weight Watchers is courting Kim yet? Congrats Jess!

I'm so gotdayum sick and tired of the companies and magazines making celeb moms' post baby weight news. I mean this photo of Kourtney looks like it can be two things: airbrushed or old. Who knows it may be new and not photoshopped but should we even care? And don't get me started on Jessica Simpson taking Weight Watcher's money just to never loose the weight and turn around and pregnant again. Anywho, Kourt looked good before and during pregancy...no story here, I'd much rather see Baby Penelope.

Jessica Simpson is the new spokesperson for Weight Watchers...so what happened to Miss Hudson? Jess confirmed the news via her Twitter today...the same day her People magazine cover was released introducing her baby girl, Maxwell.   So excited to be a part of the @WeightWatchers family! If they gave me $4 mil I'd be excited too...   Anywho, what does this mean for Jennifer? Is she fired or on the team? Could it be the gut wrenching commercials? Could it be Jen no longer has a gut? Who knows, Mariah is also with the brand but Jhud has become infamous for her vocal Weight Watchers commercials...I see what they're trying to do here but I'll play along.

Jessica has finally delivered her baby girl...per her website and twitter about an hour ago. In all seriousness, when was the baby born? Jess has been pregnant since Fall 2011... Congrats Jess...can't wait for the flyy Mommy shoes!!

Well alright... People Magazine is reporting that Jessica disclosed in the April issue of Elle Magazine, for which she posed nude,  that she is in fact having a GIRL “I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!” ...and the name will be anything BUT traditional. “It’s nothing shocking and nothing you’ll have to add to the dictionary. Still, when people hear it, they’ll know … why.” My guess is Joe, her father's name, maybe Nikki, Lachey or Jessica...nothing mind boggling.

Although I love Jessica and swear by her shoes I forget all about my pud being pregnant...blame Beyonce. Anywho, peep Jess out and about looking as if she'll probably give birth before I can publish this post. Had this had been like 5 years ago this would be news...I miss seeing my Jess.

Is this baby gonna get Jess' swag back? I love it!! Jessica, Hilary and Beyonce preggo at the same time, this is going to be fun!!!

Jessica Simpson has now added denim to her fashion empire (this girl is getting $$). She recently held a sneak peak at her Jeanswear showroom to showcase her new denim jeans fashions. If her jeans are anything like her shoes (mad comfy) I am down to try any and every distressed pair that she has.

Hold on...why should I feel sorry for her, I bet she's sleeping better than me at night. Jess needs a change in her life..let's just hope its not on her shoe line tho. If you have never tried her line you really should. Her shoes are so daggone comfy, you could walk miles and miles in them with not ONE complaint...hey Jess.

Remember when she was the ish?!!! I mean what the hell happened? Did Tony take her swag when he left? Three different blacks Jess...c'mon. Well I know she's still making money...shoes, clothes and hair pieces lol