Enty Is Revealing Blind Items...



Its that time of the year again that our trusted fav entertainment lawyer, Enty, over at Crazy Nights and Days reveals some f his most juiciest celebrity Blind Items from 2013.

You might want to head on over to check them all out but I will entice you with a few...

Have you ever seen the movie One Crazy Summer? I like it. It is one of the more bizarre movies of John Cusack's career but kind of fit in with the whole Better Off Dead vibe he was working at that point. It was one of the more bizarre appearances from Demi Moore ever. You just don't expect her to be in that movie. Anyway, the headline made me think of the movie. A few years ago now, this A list celebrity.singer was at a party with this B- list celebrity/reality star who is married to a B list mostly television actor. Got the players? Good. Speaking of players, our A lister confessed that she had always wanted to be a hooker for a night or two just to see what it was like. Everyone thought she said it as a joke, but apparently she was serious and the B list actor decided to set things up for the A lister and one night almost four years ago now, our singer became a hooker. This was not some escort thing where she went high class. This was low brow, street walking at its finest with a wig and an outfit that would blow you away. She charged street prices and acted just like any other woman on the stroll that night. The only difference was that she was watched over to make sure nothing happened to her and that she would not get busted by the police. There were always three or four people watching her. She worked from about 8pm to 6 the next morning and made a few hundred bucks which she gave to other women on the street. No one recognized her and she said it made her a better person. Not sure how. Oh, and this will be revealed.

Rihanna/Coco/Ice-T


This offspring of A list actors has run away from home three times in the past year because the A list mom in the family is pressuring the offspring to work as much as possible and wants her to become the most famous face in the world. The offspring has had enough and wants to quit. Wants to be a kid.

Willow Smith


This horrible mother of a former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a C+ with A list name recognition once crashed her daughter's sex party. Her daughter was having sex with this A+ list mostly movie actor who deserves to be about a C with his talent and the mom wanted to be part of the action. Not with the daughter, because even she is not that creepy, but wanted the A+ lister to alternate so to speak. He refused. He also left.

Dina Lohan/Lindsay Lohan/Gerard Butler


This A+ list mostly movie actress had one girlfriend left. All of the others in her life had gone by the wayside or they could not stand to be around our actress any longer. Now, her last girlfriendis gone too as our actress f**ked her husband one day when the couple had been visiting and the wife went shopping. This will be revealed.

Angelina Jolie


This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner was at a party this past week. Apparently the host of the party had red wine which our actress loves. What our actress did not love was the fact that she recognized that the bottles were only about $20 a bottle. The host spent what she could afford. The actress sent someone to go buy two cases of wine that averaged about $250 a bottle and presented them to the hostess and said, "Here you go. Serve this instead. It is either this or I will leave. i can't drink the stuff you put out."

Gwyneth Paltrow


This A list singer/former A list tweener made five women stand naked in his hotel room before they were allowed to talk to him. While they were standing there they were talked about and leered at. There were more women originally but some gave up and one was pulled out of the lineup because one of the guys there wanted to have sex with her and another two were kickedout for being too fat. This will be revealed.

Justin Bieber


This A list celebrity/singer/former tweener and sometime B- list actress was at an event this week. She made it very very clear that she would walk out from the event if anyone tried to speak to her other than the two people designated by the event to do so. She also said she would not be signing anything and if any of her fans touched her she would also walk out the door. She also said someone needed to walk behind her at all times with a water bottle and to have it refreshed after it fell below 3/4 full. Yeah. Well, she learned attitude from the best.

Selena Gomez


"There was this period of several weeks where I had to be home at a certain time and ready to go out. Not for a red carpet, but to go exercise with him. In public. Everyday. He had made arrangements with some photographers to capture us being together. He would try and hold my hand while jogging. It was all ridiculous. He would look at what I was going to wear and it had to match what he was wearing. Not identically, but the style. If he was wearing a worn out pair of shorts, then I was supposed to also look like I was wearing things I had for years. He would spend hours obsessing over each of these details. Should I wear headphones? Should he? Should we wear the same ones? What color? Those were a very long three weeks. Hours and hours preparing for a two minute jog around the block and then to the back of the building and up just so it would look like we had the perfect marriage."

Outtake of an interview this former B+ list mostly movie actress and now a C with still A+ list name recognition gave about her actor ex-husband.

Katie Holmes about Tom Cruise


A hotel doctor rushed to the room of this A list celebrity/singer after she was non-responsive when an assistant tried to wake her. The celebrity/singer had passed out from a combination of drugs and alcohol and the assistant was so freaked out she could not determine whether the celebrity/singer was breathing. It turns out she was and the doctor advised that the singer should sleep it off. The assistant said that was not possible because the celebrity/singer had to perform so the doctor gave her some type of shot which got her moving enough to at least be functional and another an hour later prior to her going to the performance.

Rihanna


This former A list reality star turned B- list celebrity turned B+ reality star got bodyguard envy this week. despite no one recognizing her where she is, and not one person asking for a photo or coming up to her for an autograph, and only the very rare pap even bothering, our reality star decided she needed bodyguards. So, she now has two shadowing her for the rest of her vacation. She also wanted to fit in with the other celebrities she saw who had them.

Nicole Richie


This C list celebrity who only has fame because of her past group won the award for most drunk person of the night. She also wins the award for most time spent in rappers laps. None of them seemed too thrilled about taking her home because apparently it is a been there done that kind of experience for most of them. No one is sure how she actually got invited, but thinks it is because she once slept with her A list celebrity/reality star former boss' boyfriend and he gets her tickets.

Aubrey O'Day/Sean Combs


For more revals, and there are a bunch more, head on over to CDAN...it's your choice whether or not to believe this but many chalk this guy up to be the real deal.

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